Innovative Product @ SM : Cheat Lenses; Empowered Lenses

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All through my school and college life, i had 1 problem... i could not cheat... i was scared to look into the paper of the person sitting next to me... hence, i always wished there was a fool proof way of cheating... i thought it would be nice to flip through pages and find information right there in the brain... thaz when i thought of a product called cheat lenses... now, i am pursuing my MBA and was given an assignment to come up with an innovative product... and suddenly, i remembered about my wishlist of things i wish existed... and right there at the top was cheat lenses.. so i did a lot of googling (if that is a word) and tried to find out if the product exist... When i was sure, that it does not exist... i went ahead with the project: Cheat Lenses... to fill up the slides... i searched info on contacts... so, most info present till slide 7 is from wiki... and then my brain starts!!!

i enjoyed making the presentation... i hope you will enjoy reading the same! Also, i renamed my product from cheat lenses to empowered lenses because according to our sales management teacher and our marketing management teacher, we should not use negative words while trying to sell a product... so read on to find out how my imaginary cheat lenses can empower you!!! I sincerely believe that this product should be brought into existence... Hello Mr. Scientist... do you hear my plea???

Thank You!

I once loved a boi, who was so undeserving...
I was faithful like a dog & trusted him blindly...
He was a lady's man & had beautiful stories to tell...
& because of his sweet talks, in love I fell...
But, he took my heart and crushed it beneath his feet...
when he decided that its time to cheat!!!

i cried like a baby, i was so devastated...
6 months of my life had gone all wasted....
i never really dreamed of marrying this guy...
hence, i don't really think, he deserves all that hue and cry...
he stood me up on valentines, and gave the worst explanation ever...
but, i still fell for it, i guess stupidity has been with me like forever!!!

i hate him so much... i could strangle him to death...
cuz, he din't even have to decency to apologize or accept...
he lied, lied and lied some more...
i died, died and died some more...

i decided to never give anyone the power to hurt me again...
to never let anyone have the ability to give me the pain...
to never love anyone so much that it'd hurt to let go...
to always be happy, independent and on my toes!!!

Then, you came along, and things went upside down...
i showed you no feelings, but you still kept me safe and warm...
i gave you no love but you gave me unconditional love in return...
you helped me regain the trust and claim the path of my real self return...
how could you love me so unconditionally... when i was being so heartless...
but thanks to you... i know i am so blessed!!!

we may not be together.... but you will always be the most vital part of my heart...
cuz you made my life beautiful... by just being an integral part!!!
THANK YOU!!!

Im a Winter Baby!!!

Two days ago, at 1 am, I decided to take a stroll... i went off to my roof and suddenly a gush of cool wind blew across my face and left behind a smile... it touched my hands and gave me goosebumps... it touched my heart and gave me joy! sometimes, i get pleasure from things i never imagined were capable of giving it!


The wind with the little chill reminded me of the winters and I totally love the winters... it is certainly my favourite season, and that has multiple reasons... wow, that almost rhymes!!! i love the bonfires that happen then... i love the long sleep hours I can enjoy then... I love the hot served food i get then... i even love my room during the winters... to the left is a snap of some part of my room from the comfort of my quilt... of course it is from last year... but most importantly... i love the way winters make me feel... wearing a pullover and an overcoat to keep myself safe and warm... but leaving the hands and the face exposed to the chill... makes me feel a million things... a million things that i cannot describe in words!!!


the most important thing that i really enjoy during winters is watching people i secretly or openly adore... i especially love to watch them when they wear black, blue or grey... these colours so compliment the winter skin making them look so mysterious... and mysterious is hot!!! remember edward cullen in twilight... i also love to flirt during the winters cuz i personally think winter mysterious is irresistible!!!


winters also tends to cool me down... i have realised that i fight less during the season... i become super generous with compliments... and i actually feel happy all the time... i don't need no stupid reasons to laugh and feel lighter... im on a all time nirvana... in short... i totally lo. . .hove the winters, look forward to it with anticipation and im so glad it is approaching now!!! 

The Agony of a Foodaholic!

Life would have been so damn good if we were to live to eat rather than eat to live... i mean im sure i know a couple of people (including me) who would kill for the same!!! i dont really know what attracts me toward food... is it the aroma... is it the look... is it the taste...  is it the sense of satisfaction that i get when the food travels down from my throat to my belly and settles there for a couple of days... is it the spice that gives me the tingly feeling on my tongue and appears as boils all over my face... or is the calorie or sugar intake that gives me a temporary sense of high and then appears as permanent fat in all the wrong places???

aaargh.. but i still love food... and my intentions toward gobbling down the whole thing is directly proportional to the amount of spices that it includes... the spicier it is... the higher i feel... its funny but it is sooooooooo true!!!

i sometimes try and resists food... these are the times when i feel i am absolutely not hungry or the times when i realise that i have to put off some of the many extra kilos that i've put on or the times when im really really upset... but then... inspite of all of the above mentioned... when i see food right in front of me... i just CANNOT resist it... there are a millions things going inside my brains... phat jaaegi ek din kha kha k... uskay dimples, teray pimples etc... but in spite of the turmoil that is happening inside and giving me a thousand reason why not to... i realise that my hand has already reached up and brought a bite right upto the tip of my mouth... then, there is only one thing i can sense... Yummmmm!!!

i guess you cannot really understand the agony that i face as a foodaholic... i know i should resist... but the matter of fact is... when i feel strong emotions toward the food sitting right in front of me... the resistant part of my brains actually stops working!!!

Dil Chahta Hai!!!

Hmmmm.. Dil chahta hai was up on television for i don't know the how muchth time now... I mean I have lost count... but, the funny thing is... i have seen it n times before and i can see it for n time more... how much is n? i don't know? i lost count!!!

i remember we were in school and this movie was screened in the auditorium.. the audi which is famous for the numerous thunders hoisted there!!! That reminds me of the horriblest Bryan Adam's Back to you version... infact, that guy actually called it his back to you instead of Bryan's back to you... and by the time he was on his 2nd line, we knew it certainly wasn't Bryan's back to you!

anyways, that's deviation from the topic... we were talking about dil chahta hai... i was so inspired by the movie... i actually made a gang of three (me, devil, and charu; ginny who we all did not like then, was not a part of our DCH gang) and called it the DCH gang... we'd hang out together, rides our bicycles together and even fight for each other... the ultimate gang.. ofcourses, all friendships fade away with time... we still are in touch but we are certainly not the DCH gang anymore!!!

DCH also reminds me of my B.Tech ragging... being ragged was fun... u've heard of 90 degrees... right? i had to give 360 degrees to show my share of respect... yep... that was a somersault... i had to dance on a ridiculous song called dil kabootar khana hai... and the funny part is, i started enjoying after a while.. but, the best part was when i was asked to sing... u know what i sang??? i sang... Dil chahta hai... ting ding ting ding... Dil chahta hai... ting ding ting ding... Dil chahta hai... ting ding ting ding... Dil chahta hai... ting ding ting ding... Dil chahta hai... ting ding ting ding... Dil chahta hai... ting ding ting ding... after 6 times, my seni actually gave up and went away... hahahaha... i guess he understood what my dil chahta tha!! :)