Misunderstood!!!

When a guy hits puberty and women who once seemed as irritating untouchable creatures become his object of affection… he cant help but talk to their boobs and stare at their asses when they pass by… it’s the guy thing… you and I can’t help it!!!

When he grows up, he goes ahead and asks one out… tells her that she is the most beautiful thing ever and that he truly loves her… she loves him too but still gives him time and ample opportunity to back off before she says a yes… yet, guys you know… stubborn asses… he has gotta have her!!!

Then, they are together… and they love each other… even if the world falls apart, they are gonna stick through thin… thinner... thinnest! He has to see her everyday and has to talk to her till 5 am when both have gotta wake up at 8 am next morning… but big deal… they are so in love!!!

Next 2 months: there are many men who hit on her, but she ignores them… there are many women who hit on him, but he doesn’t have time for them… he loves his baby girl and he wants her and her only… he even changed his dressing sense for her… gave her his account ids and passwords… even took her out on a date when running on high fever!

Next 2 months: Men still want her… but she loves him and ignores them… women still want him… but he still loves her but how can he ignore women when they are talking to him.. he can’t just shoo them away… its being rude!

This is their story: “you don’t love me anymore na???” “are you crazy? I love you and only you!!!” “then why do you flirt with *****???” “I don’t flirt with her baby… she texted me so I texted back” “what did she text you?” “we were just talking generally” “at 2 am??” “toh kya ho gaya?” “women only talk to men they are interested in at 2 am! :X” “we’re just friends baby… I only love you!” “yes, I don’t doubt that, but why are you entertaining her at 2 am… I can tell you she likes you… why does she keep up nights just to talk to you… and you respond late to my messages so you can message her… when you talk to me… I want your whole attention” “baby, you have my whole attention, I am just casually texting her!” “I don’t appreciate it!” “you’re mad!” “you can either have me as your gf or flirt with her!” “I don’t flirt with her!” “then don’t talk to her post 11 pm!” “ok… I wont talk to her atall” “im not saying that, just don’t give her importance over me” “gunite… I love you!” “guniee.. I love you too! J”

Next week: “what you doing baby?” “im talking to *****” “what you talking about?” “she asked me if I have noticed a change in her?” “wtf.. what did you say?” “I said blah blah blah….” “baby… she likes you.. why do you hapta talk to her?” “no she doesn’t.. we are just friends, you asked me not to talk to her in the night, so im talking in the day time!” “only women who are interested in you ask you if you have noticed a change in them! :X” “na baby, we are friends… its casual talk!” “well, then you continue your casual talk with her… cuz im gone!” “you’re paranoid.. you should get yourself checked!” “yes, I am… bye!”

Guy thinks to himself… “what the fuck does she want? I love her!”

Girl thinks to herself… “I fuckin love him so much… I ignore everyone else…. He loves me, n I know that… but why does he have to give importance to other women, especially if they like him… I know she likes him… why cant he just accept the fact… :X he will never understand how I feel… he will never know how much it hurts me!”

They don’t talk anymore… he remembers her time and again… she remembers him everyday and cries… he thinks to himself, “she is not understanding!” she thinks to herself, “he will never understand!”

3 years pass by… ***** and the guy are chatting over the internet… she tells him, “you know I used to really like you about 3 years ago… but you were with her… but I really wanted to be with you, but I didn’t want to be the reason why you guys break up… but you guys did, but I never found the courage to ask you out!”

The guy breaks down into tears and realises that all this time, my baby was right…. ***** did like me.. I was a fool to not have gotten the signals… my talking to ***** suffocated my girl and I was the sole reason behind our breakup! I told her that she was mad and needs to get a check up done, when it was actually I who was blind and couldn’t see her cry and die!

I mish you!!! :(

Sometimes i miss you so much.. it gets hard to breathe... my head feels like a volcano ready to erupt when i dont get to see you...

i remember every little thing you did.. i remember the way you care... i wish somehow you could manage to be right here...

because you're not here with me... i can feel a void even when im happy... even though you're not here with me... i can feel your warmth even im sad...

i cry many a times when i want you but you aren't around... i cry even more because i know you can console me right now...

i wish you never needed to leave... i wish id never have an opportunity to miss u... but i know it just cannot be.. and i have no option but to miss you! :'(

Odds?? Chances??

Im standing here… looking at you… I like the way you dodge the other way when I look your way… you dodge once… you dodge twice… you dodge even the third time… I decide.. okhay maybe he is just not interested…. Just looking over n over for no reason… I don’t look your way for quite some time… but there is this voice inside my head that tells me… he is still looking… so I hear my voice out and glance your way again… you don’t dodge this time.. you just hold my stare… you bore right through my eyes from across the floor… I can tell by the way you look at me that you want me… you look so smart and sexy.. and to top it all, you give me the mysterious look… I feel your aura and I feel a sudden rush.. and an urge that I don’t have a control on.. an urge that makes me wanna run across the floor and jump onto you and you know what… I don’t know what this urgency is that I feel towards you… maybe… im in like with you.. but not in love with you!!!

I wanna make the move but my head says “stop”… I see you staring at me… head to toe… and then back again.. I feel a chill run down my spine… O no… my self control… it wont hold up.. for very long… Freak maan… you better come upto me or stop staring… I gotta do something to take my head off you… “Allure him”… says my head… “but isen’t he way too off my league???”.. o no.. my head is in a fight with itself… “dude… you always thought all your men were out of your league… for some reason you’ve always laid your hands on the hottest!”… “but I have never approached anyone before”… “you are not to approach him either… you’re going to make him approach you!”… “how???”… “do what you always do!!!” Maybe this is love.. but I haven’t fallen in quite yet!

So… I step onto the floor… maintain eye contact with you… while dancing with my frenz…. You’re still looking at me… watching each step… my heart’s beginning to slightly overrule my head… o no… I can’t help myself from falling too fast for you!!! As we are involved in the “staring” tug of war… your friends start to get nosy….  Trouble you… but you still maintain that look.. OMG… that look is your charm… it makes me want you even more!!! Just when I decide to make my move…. A thought creeps into my mind… “Who knows if I am ready or not”... “only time will tell”… but suddenly all this time that I was thinking… I didn’t realise that you walked right upto me… you dint say a thing… just took my hand in yours and started dancing sweet and slow… you bend and whisper into my ear in the huskiest voice ever possible “who knows if we are… ready to make this something… but I’d like to take my chances!”