Stink-o-mania!!!

We women are so conscious... conscious of just about everything...

what clothes we wear...
what jewelery we adorn...
what heels we walk on...

what looks we give...
what looks we get...
what looks we want...

we put in so much effort...
to look smashing hot...

everything we do...
is so thought off...
everything we show...
is so manipulated!!!

every month we visit the beauty salon...
in for some serious deforestation...
from the eyebrows & upper lip...
to oh... it hurts so bad... bikini wax...

every morning we wake up...

& fix our worn looks...

brush the darn baffled hair...

clean up bright & nice...

& wear our brand new face...

we look at the mirror...

& feel so dead darn good...

we blow ourself a kiss!!!

muaaaah!!!!

we reach our school/college/office...

women eye us with envy...

men drool over us...

but some women wonder why...

no guy comes nearby...

no one asks out for coffee...

leave alone a dinner date...

they just stare from far...

paas kyu nai ata yaar???

dear drop dead good looking woman...

i will tell you why...

because when you put in so much effort...

you forgot the one aspect...

that drives them wild...

your scent!!!

i don't understand...

how some women who put in all the effort...

can be ignorant enough to forget this aspect...

& look so good but stink so bad...

that all i feel for them is... SORRY!!!