HeartBreak of an Software Engineer!

Did u know that the human brain is much more powerful that any of the super computers in this world... do u know we rarely use any more than 0.5% of our brains??? of course im not kidding u... its the truth... Google it.... Google wouldn't even have had been here if if wasn't for the brain.. who made the stupid machine.. of course the man... u getting my point... the point is... we all have a multiprocessor fitted in our system... & its called the brain!!!

This multiprocessor is capable of multiple tasks... just like its name suggest... it is your one man army against the rest of the universe if u learn to use it correctly... its hard to crack... is protected by ur skull... has to be... after all the real thing is delicate... it is even more important to protect it... cuz it handles all of ur other systems... right from ur nervous system... to the pumping blood thingy... to the digestive system... it is the master processor to the whole of u... there is only thing in this whole universe that can corrupt ur processor!!!

So u know this girl... that i say i love & adore... well... she is a software engineer... much like me.... & this is what she told me:

i wouldn't say that im a prodigy, but i do know i had a gifted processor... but my multiprocessor  was attacked by a malicious spyware... apparently this spyware found an entry into my system via the heart bcuz it looked like a trusted software... this malicious spyware pretended to be a software called love...  apparently... this spyware took its sweet time to get settled into my system & then injected a virus... this virus is called heartbreak... i try to fix my processor over & over... but, every now & then, it keeps hanging & crashing all the time!!!


it hangs at the wrongest of times... for example... my system hung up for a whole 5 minutes while looking at the ceiling yesterday... my parents used the traditional, kick the CPU to make it start & it worked... But sometimes it crashes so bad... it takes 2-3 days to bring it to its basic use again...


so... what do u do when u have an old CPU that keeps crashing??? U get rid of it... right???

i really dint know what to tell her... should i say... hmmm.... well... in that case.... i guess... u need a brain replacement... possibly a heart replacement too!!! but... i just stared at her in silence!!! cuz i really dont know what to tell her! :(